In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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