I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
