he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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