You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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