The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
This toilet bowl is my home.
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