No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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