I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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