I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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