the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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