You're my little dorito
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Randomize
