I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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