I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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