she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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