did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Of course I have a pirate flag
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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