New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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