let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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