If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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