I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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