his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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