sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
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