summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Boobs are out for the taking
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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