quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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