And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Randomize
