Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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