So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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