apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My balls are so social today.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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