Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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