Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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