I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
The air taste purple.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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