Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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