oh god the rape fog is back!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I currently don't understand fingers.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
