playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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