I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
