This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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