You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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