Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
