Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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