I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize