Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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