Dual....:-)
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
