Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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