Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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