I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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