And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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