Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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