Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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