so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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