So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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