If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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