He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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