i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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