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At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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