New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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